Thursday, August 22, 2013

The People's Questions Answered




Mustaches
Life is too short not grow a mustache at least once and take a picture and post to the world wide web. Even if you say you can’t grow a mustache, then you grow the greatest mustache of all, the DTM (Dirty Teen Mustache).

Stouts
It is easier to make a good stout than any other style in my opinion. I like stouts

How to properly cut jorts
1.      1.Get your favorite pair of acid washed skinny jeans.
2.      2. Lay them flat on a table and fold them leg over leg.
3.      3. Stick your hand in a front pocket, take a sharpie and mark the end of the pocket.
4.      4. Very Important, turn front pockets inside out.
5.      5. Take scissors and cut at least 1 inch above the marked line.
6.       6.Wash and tumble dry for proper fraying.
7.      7.Wear proudly with your best cowboy boots and halter top.

Mullets
The only thing better than my grandmothers smoked mullet is some dude pumping gas with a mullet.

The people he meets at Mayday
This gets it’s own blog.

How affable the guys in Crazy Aces are and how Rad their music is..........or something about beer is good too, LOL
I can’t wait to see Crazy Aces play because we were on vacation the first time they played at Mayday.

The different grains and hops and when / why they are used.
Go on the tour.

I’d like an online tour of the brewery. It would be cool to see how it all works, at least until I can come in and take an actual tour.
Online would not do it justice. Come in and take a tour.

Black Sabbath
I just finished reading Tony Iommi and Ozzy Osbourne’s memoirs. Very funny and informative. Their first 3 albums, Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality are timeless. The new album 13 is right up there.

How he makes Evil O..
Put just enough dark grain in it to make it dark. Then hop the dog doo out of it.

His opinion of good/bad beer.
This gets its own blog.

Guest Breweries
We love Panther Creek.

Chuck Norris!!!
We strive to be the Chuck Norris of breweries. No nonsense and take no prisoners.


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